
CROSSHIRE:
THE
SILLY
SEASON
The
silly
season
appears
to
have
arrived
early.
We
have
already
had
more
than
a
few
optimists
wanting
to
attack
gardens
resembling
boulder
strewn
African
scrubland
with
our
4hp
cultivators,
requests
for
stepladders
to
sit
on
top
of
our
towers
to
extend
the
working
height,
and
one
complete
bozo
who
spent
days
pumping
out
his
swimming
pool
with
a
small
electric
pressure
washer
after
twice
refusing
advice
that
a
submersible
pump
was
a
better
option.
Inappropriate
equipment
selection
has
great
potential
for
mishap.
Most
casual
users
seek
advice
and
I
hope
we
are
all
astute
enough
to
spot
customers
requesting
unsuitable
items.
But
people
confidently
making
specific
requests,
or
taking
offence
when
hire
staff
query
their
judgement,
can
mean
trouble.
Our
new
employee,
Samantha,
attended
a
reported
breakdown
the
other
day
and
found
the
skid
steer
loader,
which
our
client
described
as
having
clapped
out,
had
in
fact
run
out
of
fuel.
He
was
annoyed
because
he
thought
that
the
tank
should
hold
enough
to
do
all
his
jobs,
however
long
it
took,
and
he
would
not
pay
for
the
callout
or
the
extra
fuel.
Sam
took
this
in
her
stride
and
when
the
machine
was
refuelled
and
running
she
waited
to
check
all
was
well.
Our
client
started
work,
with
his
young
son
driving
the
skid
steer
whilst
he
was
carried
up
in
the
air
in
the
bucket
with
a
chainsaw
to
lop
some
tree
branches!
Sam
decided
to
take
action
and
when
the
bucket
was
next
lowered
to
the
ground
she
confiscated
the
ignition
keys
and
came
back
to
base.
Rocket
Raymond
was
despatched
to
collect
the
machine
and
had
a
ten-pound
argument
with
Mr
Angry,
who
at
first
would
not
allow
him
on
his
land
to
collect
the
equipment.
It
is
not
the
first
time
we
have
acted
to
protect
customers
from
their
own
stupidity.
I
subsequently
learned
that
our
customer
was
of
that
large
class
of
professionals
who
are
highly
educated
but
have
no
common
sense.
He
knew
all
his
rights
but
could
not
accept
that,
once
we
knew
he
was
using
our
kit
in
a
foolhardy
manner,
we
had
a
duty
to
protect
him
and
his
son.
It
is
not
just
Joe
Public
who
runs
this
sort
of
risk.
Indeed,
most
machine
damage
comes
from
small
business
users
who
habitually
specify
the
incorrect
machine
because
it
is
cheaper,
or
who
employ
untrained
operators.
Two
serious
points
arise.
The
first
is
that,
as
we
know
all
self-propelled
equipment
should
only
be
operated
by
a
competent
person
in
a
working
environment,
how
can
we
justify
supplying
such
kit
when
we
are
virtually
certain
they
are
far
from
suitably
qualified?
No
amount
of
fudging
the
issue
by
saying
we
gave
a
demonstration
on
handover,
or
the
instructions
were
definitely
there,
your
honour
will
mitigate
the
fact
that
it
may
be
considered
reckless
to
supply
complex
machinery
under
such
circumstances.
Our
industry
needs
clear
direction.
If
the
Government
has
decreed
through
HSE
that
operators
must
be
trained
for
work
site
use,
then
it
should
not
ultimately
be
left
to
individual
hire
companies
to
assess
the
risk.
The
second
point
is
whether
under
the
existing
HAE
and
CPA
conditions
of
hire
we
have
the
right
to
terminate
a
hire
if
we
believe
on-going
use
might
endanger
life
and
then
enter
private
property
to
recover
it.
I
believe
the
existing
snatch
back
clauses
from
both
these
bodies
centre
on
breach
of
contract
for
non-payment.
If
the
owner
of
the
kit
truly
believes
mayhem
might
result
if
the
client
continues
to
use
it,
we
should
be
able
to
enforce
immediate
termination
of
hire
for
that
reason
alone,
and
be
allowed
to
recover
our
property.
In
such
circumstances,
time
is
critical
so
there
is
little
use
in
clauses
that
rely
on
notification
in
writing
or
specify
a
timescale.
If
we
come
across
a
dangerous
situation,
we
should
be
able
to
react
without
delay.
If
there
are
some
highly
qualified
professionals
out
there
who
actually
do
have
some
common
sense,
perhaps
they
might
wish
to
comment
on
this
situation.
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