
CROSSHIRE:
CHRISTMAS
MISSIVES
Big
Fred
came
in
the
other
day
muttering
that
it
must
be
nearly
Christmas
as
Mr
Patel
at
the
corner
emporium
had
just
put
the
Creme
Eggs
on
display.
Rocket
Raymond
was
equally
jovial
on
his
return
from
deliveries,
moaning
that
everyone
was
asking
what
goodies
would
be
arriving
on
site
before
the
holiday
began!
Of
course,
the
real
sign
that
our
industrys
annual
festive
dip
in
profits
is
nearing
is
the
arrival
in
the
post
of
those
missives
from
our
clients,
announcing
they
will
be
shutting
down
their
sites
for
the
duration
and
will
not
accept
charges
-
or
responsibility
-
for
equipment
retained
by
them,
or
put
off-hire
by
fax
ten
minutes
before
close
of
play
on
Christmas
Eve.
Now,
we
have
to
accept
that
a
portion,
but
by
no
means
all,
of
our
clients
will
not
be
working
and
there
is
a
great
advantage
in
allowing
kit
to
remain
on
site
ready
for
use
(and
charge)
immediately
on
return
to
work
in
the
New
Year.
Some
of
the
large
hire
groups
have
realised
that
it
is
worth
encouraging
such
retention
to
maintain
revenue.
As
with
most
things
in
our
industry,
the
devil
is
in
the
detail
and
those
letters
need
close
examination
of
their
wording
to
see
whether
we
are
not
risking
more
than
the
loss
of
a
couple
of
weeks
hire
charges.
Most
of
us
hire
under
either
HAE
or
CPA
terms,
and
the
rights
that
are
established
by
both
case
precedent
and
years
of
experience
should
not
be
put
at
risk
by
ignoring
these
seasonal
communications,
some
of
which
are
quite
draconian
in
their
intention
to
accept
no
liability
for
our
kit
over
the
holiday
period.
There
is
no
harm
in
agreeing
not
to
charge
for
equipment
that
is
retained
but
out
of
use:
that
is
a
commercial
decision.
But
ignoring
a
letter
that
says
the
customer
will
not
accept
any
responsibility
for
loss
or
damage
and
the
like
runs
the
risk
of
having
the
entire
contract
declared
void
if
an
expensive
dispute
arises.
We
always
respond
by
saying
that
we
will
agree
to
suspend
hire
charges
for
the
period,
but
that
all
other
terms
of
the
contract
remain
in
place
so
that,
if
there
is
a
problem,
we
are
protected.
We
also
politely
point
out
that,
despite
his
nickname,
Rocket
Raymond
is
not
jet
propelled
and
if
an
off-hire
instruction
is
received
unreasonably
late
before
the
holiday
starts,
the
customer
cannot
use
that
notification
to
absolve
himself
from
providing
safe
custody
until
his
site
is
open
again.
The
terms
published
by
both
Associations
mentioned
above
will
take
care
of
this
seasonal
problem
if
we
are
careful
with
our
response
to
any
attempt
to
short-change
us.
Any
communication
that
effectively
alters
the
terms
of
the
original
contract
must
be
responded
to,
otherwise
the
hirer
might
seek
to
claim
that
his
letter
was
the
last
document
received
and
varied
the
contract
in
his
favour.
With
regard
to
the
outright
crooks
who
say
they
will
not
use
the
kit
they
retain,
but
carry
on
using
it
for
some
of
the
holiday
period
anyway,
I
would
refer
readers
to
my
comments
earlier
this
year
(see
EHN
July)
about
that
underused,
but
very
effective
device,
the
hour
meter!
We,
and
I
suspect
most
of
you,
know
which
of
our
customers
will
try
it
on.
I
have
told
all
my
staff
to
make
those
particular
miscreants
aware
that,
as
they
visit
sites
to
dispense
seasonal
goodies,
the
opportunity
must
be
taken
to
record
hour
meter
readings.
Talking
of
goodies,
I
have
it
from
a
reliable
source
that,
although
there
is
no
such
thing
as
a
free
lunch,
all
of
you
are
eligible
for
a
free
breakfast
at
the
Executive
Hire
Show
at
the
end
of
January
if
you
turn
up
at
the
appropriate
time.
Now
thats
a
worthwhile
seasonal
present
from
the
organisers,
which
is
too
good
to
miss!
A
Merry
Christmas
and
a
profitable
New
Year
to
you
all.
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